Shit That Sucks

Have you been to Highdeas.com? It might be the funniest website of all time. For those of you not hip to the fact, it’s a site where people submit ideas they’ve had while high to be voted upon. The submitted ideas run the gamut from snack suggestions to prescriptions for weed-based New World Orders. I can’t stop reading the entries, dude. They’re fucking incredible. Check out this sample on the “elderly problem”:

here in europe, don’t know if it also appliesd to america(but it could). we have a ‘problem’ called greyification(means that the ratio old/young will begin balancing more to old). in general i think i can say that there is an age-gap. old and young do not communciate with each other well. (i know a lot of young people but don’t know many old dudes, while they CAN be cool also).so i thought of the following.
- if one day weed were to be made legal. the goverment should let the old people in the resting houses supply the weed. here is why.
-old people in houses do not always have much to do, this could be a hobby(+they could talk to the weedplants)
-they can feel that are doing something for the community.
-they have a lot of free time and there are a lot of old people present all the time, so the plants will be taken care off well.
- if they also could sell it, they would come into contact with young people, and maybe tighten the gap between yound/old
-they can earn if they wish so to earn some money, of pay their bill there with it.
- and i think alot of them old people want to get high (but some don’t know of it)

It’s basically the greatest website of all time. So, Davetavius, hellamatt19tenthousand, and myself have decided to sign up and post our own satirical highdeas. None of us smoke weed anymore (it makes all of us paranoid — I have often theorized that weed has that effect on everyone with an IQ over 135 unless they’ve been smoking it for a long, long time), but we’re all three super insightful motherfuckers, so we feel qualified to pose as ripped philosophizers. And we’ll be cross-posting our highdeas here.