Shit That Sucks

OK. A lot of you may not know this but there is an organization called the Bilderberg Group that is comprised of the world’s richest bankers and political figures. It is basically run by the bankers and the politicians secretly work for them. You can get a little background on this group in the ace webvid “The Obama Deception” (relax–not Republican). OK, so here’s how it works: every year the site of the annual Bilderberg Group meeting is announced, and it’s protected by the CIA and the police. No one is allowed at the meeting except for the attendees and the hotel employees. There is one fatal weakness in the Bilderberg Group’s armor; you could get a job at the hotel where the Bilderberg meeting is taking place with a friend who has terminal cancer (very important) as soon as the location site is announced. So you get a job as a cook and your friend with terminal cancer gets a job as a waiter. You would have to do like a really good job for a while so you could be sure to get all the best shifts. When the Bilderberg group came to town you would have to make sure to work that day. So here’s what you do: put shitloads of weed into everything cooked for the catering of the Bilderberg group’s meal (you would have to save up for a few weeks and not smoke any of it yourself). The Bilderberg Group would all get super-high and instead of talking about ways to covertly control the world’s resources and money supply, they would start getting into free ideas following the influence of weed’s truth. When they really started getting into it, the waiter (friend with terminal cancer) would come out and say: “Members of the Bilderberg Group, you have all just become members of the Bilder-’bud’ Group because my friend and I spiked all yall’s food with some marijuana. Relax, you should not kill me out of anger because I have terminal cancer. but we wanted you all to know that there is another way of life that you all have not seen, a way of truth. Stop the greed, and free the weed.” After that, all of the members of the Bilderberg Group would change their ways and start trying to make happiness and weed the center of the group’s interests instead of trying to control the world. They would allow a cure for cancer to be found (since the healthcare industries don’t want a cure for something, only medicine), and cure the dude who told them they had been spiked. They would also change their name to the Bilderbud Group in honor of the waiter who told them what had happened. They would remain a private, mysterious group since it has been so effective for them in controlling the world, but now their meetings would center on establishing a Stoner World Order that would bring a new light of truth to the land. The thing is, this could really happen.