Shit That Sucks

What if a stoner won the lottery and bought a bank and a McDonald’s in a small town and put weed in all of the food? The whole town would be high and everyone would be happy and start to question authority, plus the lottery winning bank and McDonald’s owner would be even richer cuz’ everyone would want his McWeedLT’s and dank McNuggets. The cops couldn’t bust him because he owns the town’s bank which pays their salary. Once this “bud”-frastructure was established in one town, the weed restaurateur/banker could expand to other towns and take over the world with weed McDonald’s and banks that could control the cops. If this could happen, all of our weed dreams we talk about on this page could become reality.